🌟 MAKE EUROPA GREAT AGAIN! 🌟
While we congratulate 🇺🇸 President Trump and the American people for their victory 🎉🏆 against Scamala Harris and the woke deep state, we're puzzled by recent events 🤔🧩
We noticed a lot of mockery towards European citizens 😞🇪🇺
Why such attacks? 🤷♂️❓
Why do they say Europa is dead and only populated by liberal lesbians and dangerous migrants 🤷♂️❓ wtf
Eurobashing ends now! We will NOT 🚫🛑:
1. let the burgers mog us 🍔😤
2. let the rest of the world mock us 🌍😤
3. let the technofags 👨❤️💋👨 like Macron, Keir Starmer and Von der Leyen ruin our homelands ⛰️🌳 and our economy🏭💶
4. let illegal jeets dump on us in our own land 🛸👾
5. let the technofags 👨❤️💋👨 turn our children into freaks 🧟♂️
ENOUGH WITH THIS SHIT 🙅♂️💢 EUROPA WILL RISE AGAIN
☝️LET MY EURONIGGAZ RISE UP☝️NOW YOU FUCKED UP 🦅 THE IMPERIAL EAGLE HAS AWOKEN
We are the cradle of CIVILIZATION 🏛️👶
We are the literal heirs of ancient Rome and based holy medieval kings 🏛️👑
We produce the best cars 🚗🏎️, we have the beautiful buildings 🏰🏢 and finest women 😍💃
We have good cheese and wine 🧀🍷, delicious meals 🍝🥘, chinese and burgers want to be like us lmao 🌟😎
THEREFORE WE DECIDED TO UNILATERALY REPLACE THE ECB AND PRINT NEW EUROPEAN CURRENCY :$MEGA 🇪🇺🎭
📢EUROANON, YOU NEED TO CAREFULLY READ THIS: 👀 WE HAVE A PLAN.
📢TRUST THE PLAN.HEAR US OUT👂
The $MEGA token acts as an index of European discontent, basedness and PRESTIGE 📊🇪🇺
$MEGA token is a TREMENDOUS CIVILIZATIONAL WEALTH investment vehicle 💰🚀
$MEGA token is the EUROPEAN ARCHEOFUTURIST REVOLUTIONARY CURRENCY only accessible to noblemen🛡️🗡️ and noble ladies👸
Buy $MEGA, hold $MEGA, mass raid technofags accounts, $MEGA goes to the moon, #EuroGang gets rich 🌕💎
We buy mass medias, banks and hire goons 📺🏦👥
We liberate our homelands from the technofags at Brussels 🏛️🔓
Join the $MEGA movement 🫵 and help us to make Europa great again 🚀🇪🇺
The European revolution starts now! We WILL 💪🔥:
1. Takeover the institutions and flip the ECB 🏢🔑
2. Teach the burgers a good lesson 🍔📚
3. Remove 🪖 all technofags from power 👨❤️💋👨
4. Send aliens in planes back to Mars 👽✈️
5. Teach good Christian western values to kids in schools 🙏📖
Join EURO GANG NOW and TAKE PART in the great $MEGA army on X dot com! 🇪🇺🎭
| Total Supply: | 1,000,000,000 $MEGA |
| Network: | Solana |
